satan

He snorted moon rocks one time and then the whole planet went to shit resulting in hundreds of years of death and lost societal progress,

Heckman makes P.i.E.
P.i.E. makes Nimba
Nimba makes Leviathan
Leviathan destroys half the planet and causes Kaulo to reset the world for a thousand years..

P.i.E. makes Reddof
Reddof makes a fuckton of peeps

Nimba makes:
Clam (murders entire towns of people)
Unicorn (nearly genocides all Busters)
Hunes (I don't even wanna say)

But yeah, the moon is the root of all evil, but Heckman is humanoid so blame falls on him.